Link vs. Big Deku Baba – Two Points of View

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I entered the Kokiri Forest.  There were bad guys everywhere.  I saw this Big Deku Baba guarding the lost woods entrance.  He has a big blue head and a long green stem (he was a plant).  I ran right up to him and stabbed him with my sword.

“Ow!” he said (I thought he said that).  Then he stood up and froze for a moment.  I ran past.  After he got unfrozen, he tried to bite me, but he missed.  I got away.

BIG DEKU BABA

I just like Nature… because I am Nature.  I was just sitting there when I saw this big human.  He was dressed like an elf.  I thought it was Halloween.  I like that day.  People have to pay me a toll of one piece of candy to walk past without getting hurt.  That’s a good time… but that’s another story.

So, anyway, this idiot just ran up to me and stabbed me with his sword!  Then he ran past me.  I tried to bite him, but I missed.

Now I’m on the lookout for that elf so I can get revenge.  I think he got fired by Santa.

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