Link vs. Big Deku Baba – Two Points of View
31 Aug 2010 1 Comment
in Creative Writing Tags: big deku baba, legend of zelda, link, ocarina of time, point of view, writing
I entered the Kokiri Forest. There were bad guys everywhere. I saw this Big Deku Baba guarding the lost woods entrance. He has a big blue head and a long green stem (he was a plant). I ran right up to him and stabbed him with my sword.
“Ow!” he said (I thought he said that). Then he stood up and froze for a moment. I ran past. After he got unfrozen, he tried to bite me, but he missed. I got away.
I just like Nature… because I am Nature. I was just sitting there when I saw this big human. He was dressed like an elf. I thought it was Halloween. I like that day. People have to pay me a toll of one piece of candy to walk past without getting hurt. That’s a good time… but that’s another story.
So, anyway, this idiot just ran up to me and stabbed me with his sword! Then he ran past me. I tried to bite him, but I missed.
Now I’m on the lookout for that elf so I can get revenge. I think he got fired by Santa.
The Seven Lions
26 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Creative Writing Tags: funny, lawyers, lions, new york city, story
Once upon a time in New York City, there were seven lions. They were hungry lions. They were out of food. They went to New York City to get food. They saw this tasty person with a green jacket. Unfortunately, the lions ate him.
Then, they saw a ton of people going to the city’s courthouse. They walked in too, but they were in disguise. They wore ties with suits and pants. They entered the court. When they got a chance during the case, they – unfortunately – ate one of the lawyers. The seven lions were full. The man that had that lawyer lost the case. And New York City did not live happily ever after.
The Dangerous Fish
26 Aug 2010 Leave a Comment
in Creative Writing Tags: cat, fish, story
Warning: Before you read this story, make sure your fish is well fed.
One time, a family wanted some pets, so they bought a cat and a fish. They named the cat, Mittens. And they named the fish, Fishy. They went back to their house. The cat and fish were well fed. But then the family got busy and they didn’t feed the fish well. The fish got hungry… very hungry.
One day, the cat came by. It was a bit hungry. It got on the table and stood by the tank –
The rest is so sick, it can not be mentioned in this story. But the cat was never seen again.
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